Udang Besar

Hello ladies and fags. wow dah lama gila babi aku tak blogging. it's been awhile. i don't even know what am i going to talk about seh. oh ya baru nak cakap.  ramai gila friends fesbuk aku sakit hati dengan aku pasal eveytime dorang IM aku kat fesbuk aku tak penah nak balas. words of the day "Internet kills television." so FYI people, i'm a youtuber. i spend most of the time on youtube watching funny stuff and cari benda benda yang mengarut. kakadang aku memang tak prasan ada PM. so sorry fellas.

bercakap pasal youtube. i found this.

me think this video is really inspiring to all people. and the funny fact is, this video was made by one of the SMKBSD1 student. Liya Lokman? (at what age i dunno). but i think they're pretty awesome at their age to make such an inspirational video. watch it if you will.

and also i found this. video yang sangat WINN this week. zaman sekarang ni budak budak mengejar publisiti dengan melakukan cool activity seperti skateboarding, fixie, song cover and stuff. me? i just do it for fun.  korang tau tak ape itu parkour? ya.  korang tau tak ape itu tricking? tak.  tapi kalau nampak ada budak buat flip je "haa tu pako". kakadang aku rasa bengang gak bila orang kata cam tu.

video ni secara LULZ nya menerangkan pada public about "Martial Arts Tricking". benda alah ni lah yang kitaorang buat and the public think it's Parkour. no it's not parkour people. this is called TRICKING! sekarang ni dalam dunia parkour/breakdance/tricking society muncul satu "Internet drama" about which discipline is better and shits. drama paling tergempur sekarang adalah pasal controversi antara parkour and tricking. ramai orang ingat tricking itu parkour. and the trickers hate it! i hate it too. just watch this dem video and you'll see what i mean. plus it's lulzy to watch. hahahha!


i have no other topic to talk about so it's time to show some of my latest works. wee. i just love photography and photoshop. photoshop is my girlfriend. i luv youuu~

gonna get myself some smokin' gear. fish eye, macro lens, glider. arghhhh! demmit, aku memang kuat berangan.

i've finished the very first Malaysian tricking compilation video. boleh bayangkan la budak budak malaysia tak pernah ada gym tapi dah boleh kata 'sama level' dengan international trickers yang ada trempoline besar gabak and big arese gimnasium! you people need to believe that Malaysian are awesome. kalau asik duduk takok lama je. ini tak boleh itu tak boleh. macam mana nak ada life wehh. we really wanna promote this awesome sport to the public. please enjoy the video fokes. plus share it if you will! :D

also check out my other videos at
www.youtube.com/AthaAillah

Potochop Matness!!

I have been doing a couple of editing and designing lately. Mostly involve with photoshop. I'm currently designing a website for myself but it isn't lived yet because I'm having trouble with the template thingy and of course i would not pay for my own domain. The reason I created this website is to centralize all my online activities in just one place.

About photoshop, there is this one plug-in that I'm currently very addicted to. It's called "LucisArt" and this shit is pretty crazy-most-osem I'll tell ya. It can convert any stupid image with bad lighting, exposure, and shits, to the most awesome picture you'll probably ever seen. Well, at lest if you got some photoshop skills of course. Some people frequently asked me, 'what camera do you used?'. FYI, i don't have any SLR and i only got this annoying digital cam that i bought second-hand. HOHO

I've been experimenting with lucisart about 2 days. Due to the reason that I can't find any good tutorials for it. So the only option is to 'belek belek' the thing. anyways, check this out. Some photos I've edited since the past few days. you can click to zoom in.

Before After

Look at the details that the plug-in had given me. Pretty cool right? My editing skill is improving every day. yay! Maybe one day I'll show a quick tutorial for it (if you guys asked). Besides photoshop. I also got a lil' something something for ya. I have finished my very own tricking video featuring some special gaming effects! Got everything from after effects and premiere pro. I also designed some wierd typography (the thing i loved most) using illustrator and hand-made design for this new martial arts tricking team called "2wistkick!" (putar terajang)

"Boredom Killer"

my new video. had a hard time finding the tutorials for the plugin "trapocode particular". these effects are pretty hard to work with. you'll have to animate it 'frame-by-frame' it took me 2 weeks to finish up the video. I'm really surprised by the number of people who shared my video through facebook. They are all very supportive. Thanks fellas! ;D

If you don't know what tricking is. Watch this video. It's our recent tricking gathering hosted by me at Dataran Shah Alam on the 23rd of July 2011. Pretty sick moves were executed. But we had sicker session during the night. This gathering featuring; Funkatrickez, Mixed Movement, 2wistkick, 3kingsmy (the community), the shah alam freerunner and Jeremy from Holland!

July '11 Gathering

I don't know why, I can't execute a proper cheat 720 but managed to execute cheat 900 pretty well instead. kind mixed-up everything. this is probably my worse editing

Kei gemok. haha

and these are some typography i made for "2wistkick"

For more info about gatherings and small sessions. Please visit these page.

www.facebook.com/TheMixedMovement

www.facebook.com/2wistkick

www.facebook.com/3KINGSmy

Till next time (if i got the mood), I'll shall post my activities in this blog. chiao~

Hey wassup fellas and fags. i've been busy lately like a few month? haha, i'm too lazy to talk about life right now but what i'm gonna do is, i'm gonna share those videos of my recent event this year.

The Freerun Challenge Hari Belia 2011 High Light

PKMY's greatest event of the year. The Freerun Challenge Hari Belia 2011! a video high light from "MunkeyMedia" edited by Nabil Ifwat this very recent. Check it out. Wicked move performed by the community members :D

The Freerun Challenge Hari Belia 2011 : Atha Aillah

Check out my 1 min duration video entry. Didn't record any new footages.

don't have time and its not the right mood for recording.

3KINGSmy May '11 Gathering

3KINGSmy is a part of 3RUNmy. This is the very first gathering. Suprised by the number of trickers that showed up. These guys is full of laugh. It was a real fun session. 12th May 2011 at The Palace of Justice, Putrajaya. Edited by Asyraf Zahardin

3KINGSmy May '11 Gathering (Before it Rained)

A video by Abudi Alsagoff.

recorded by Red Mor before the rain starts comin'

Bandar Utama Session

Not so recent. A tricking session behind a super market near The Curve, Bandar Utama on March 2011. mejority of 'em are members of the SDTC and Mixed Movement Community.

Taman Damar Session

A wicked training session with the guys at Taman Damar near Al-Safa at Sri Damansara. Can't remember the date. But it was a really formidable event. Frustrated with the prohibited youtube thingy. I have to reupload it on facebook. It would've been a better quality video :|

Taman Margosa Session

It was suppose to be my another lonely session there at Margosa. But eventually ended up doing corks with Azfar. A member of the Mixed Movement and he is 13 years old!

Taman Damar Session 2

new* Just a small session at Damar with our new member of the community. Bandar Sri Damansara Tricking Community (SDTC). This guy is very athletic. He plays football, rugby and many shits. He is probably the best person i've ever taught tricking before. Just 3 sessions and he nailed the perfect backflip technique :D

Atha' 5 Hit Combo and Form

Old stuff* Some drill i've been working on.

my kicks ain't so bad eyh? :B

Twist it and Kick it

New* Been practising my Dub Full lately. This whole tumbling thingy keep on running on my mind these days. I want my tumbling form look like a real gymnast oneday. hmm..

for more videos of us, visit

www.youtube.com/AthaAillah

www.youtube.com/MixedMedia

and have a lil chat with us some time at

www.MixedMovement.blogspot.com

www.facebook.com/TheMixedMovement

www.facebook.com/3KINGSmy

TEEHEE

Yo wassup niggas! it's been a long long time not updating my boring little blog eyh? got pleanty of good news and bad news. the bad news are, i lost my phone, my lappy is sick, i don't have a job, and i'm totally broke right now. is that what life after school should be? urghh. the good news, we've been covered by the local news paper, television, and magazine.

Parkour Malaysia and Kuntaw Fatakie on TV9's Nasi Lemak, Kopi 'O'


i bailed! :OO

Parkour Malaysia on TV3's Wanita Hari Ini


my head blocked the camera :O

Kuntaw Fatakie on Sinar Harian news paper

Kuntaw Fatakie on YEZZ! megazine

they switched my name!! :OOO

Other than that, i got some stuffs that are finished and i'm currently learning the After Effects CS4. its a very complex and confiusing sistem. i almost cried while doing it. lol jk. but seriously, unlike Photoshop, Illustrator, and Sony Vegas, this one is the most mind faking. i'll take me years, to actually master it. i wish i could upload some of my recent works here, but the internet is killing me. sigh~

here are some videos of me and the guys on the past few sessions that we had since last year's december until this year's march.

Damar Session 2

Damar Session

Margosa Session

Taman Lembah Kiara Session 2

Taman Lembah Kiara Session

January Johor Bahru Trip

For more videos of us flipping, dancing, and doing stupid stuff. check out here

www.youtube.com/AthaAillah

www.youtube.com/MixedMedia2010

Camera Canggih

hello fags. wazzup? it's been a chilling while since my last update heh. hahah. recently, me and afi went to JB for the 'JB New Year Jam' event. but it was not the main purpose though. we've been planning to go to JB for years. but now this is it. we've finally steped our foot on that little awesome land. a land full of trickers and awesome people. yay! haha.

went there for a couple of days. 4 days and 3 nights. 14.01.2011, i'll never forget that date. going to JB was the awesomest experience i've ever had. had a jam sessh with the ashihire, shimura runner, 3run malaysia, freerun jb, cleamo, monjitsu, and nova. hehe. all sick people. we slept at Aramy's house. his mom was cool with us. they treat us foods and all stuff. oh thank you Aramy. your my baby sitter! hahah.

ever heard a news about us? recently, we've been covered by the TV3's Wanita Hari Ini program. it was a live broadcast event. me, afi, amir, azzam, abir, cat, hadin. haha, it was an interview about watahek is parkour all about and the usual questions. for all of you traceurs who did't get to catch WHI on that day, you can still watch it on www.tonton.com.my. follow these steps.

www.tonton.com.my > register > login > search : wanita hari ini > WHI 2011 > episode 12 > scroll to 37.00 (time line)

there you can see the PKMY members and my stupid lil face performing live. muehehe. if theres any big event, i'll post it up in my blog so that you guys can catch up with us with the latest updates. and please do check out the PKMY new forum at www.parkour.my if your new in parkour and wanna ask for guide and tutorial or something like that.

what's my story? hahah. me and my fellow awesome friends managed to create our new group called The Mixed Movement. you guys would probably goes like 'watahek is that?' yeah, click on the link if you wanna know about the mixed movement. and more, do follow mixed movement's blog at www.mixedmovement.blogspot.com that we've created recently. it is not completely done yet. but still, you can check in and find out watahek is mixed movement is. Ha-Ha. plus, the tee shirts is under progress and our trailer video is still in search of ideas. wait for MM's opening jam and workshop. hik hik :3

Astro Shoot - Wah Lah Toi's U report

Do you guys remember about the astro shoot that i used to mention in my previous post?

well, here it is. actually the thing happen long time ago. last year, in Ramadhan. it's an interview done by some random chinese astro channel. couldn't understands what she's saying but the editing is pretty sick! its a long day and i was weak and outta breath -..-the shoot takes 2 days due to the rainy season in that month. the 1st day, i'm in red. the 2nd day, i'm in gray. in that time, i had not enough money and had to 'payung' iwan somemore -.-' it's a pretty damp and a hot sunny day. watch the video and see how weak i am.

p/s : the thumbnail may look abit like porno video. lolz

Booya!

ohh man. the final exam is over. there are blog to be updated, clothes to be washed, tricks to attempt, and songs to be downloaded. now everybody is updating thier blog about it. i finally crawled out of the cage. 'dah habis skolah', can't believe that huh.

its been 3 weeks after SPM and i feel like 'kosong'. wtf right? hahah. i've been busy, too busy being sick. lolz. SPM is wasn't so bad after all. i had fun, a week before the first day. everybody was being nice, polite and whatever. haha, lovin that day. but i have to say, i didn't do my best. belivitt? yeahh please do. thinking of taking the single paper for add math. paper 2 was sakk to the hole of jubanass -_- i want A! but seriously, me gonna recap that paper again. urgh.

and what do i do here? i got a feelin' that i suppose to be jumping. ngehehehh. got a small session afterward at Kiara. feel free to join in motherfukerzz. desperate gila nak melompat. i mean like, thats what i do. i love jumpin', i love movement art. everything about movement inspires me. non-artificially i meant. everyone's looking for job. me? im still waiting those grapes to grows if you know what i mean. i got several cash for this month. then, i'll be crawlin in those malls desperately looking for money source. but seriously, even Sabrina pun dah ada kerja?! hah!

i'm gonna miss those days in my school. BSD2 forevahh~! ceh cehh. hahah. i had a pleanty of event that i've attended this year. i'm gonna miss that too :O

PKMY Annual Year-End Jam 2010

i'm the one with the maroon tee

Astro Shoot & TVC Casting

i'm the red one :3

The Rest,

• PKMY Annual Year-End Jam 2010
• NTV 7 Cube Interview
• Astro Shoot & TVC Casting
• Masif 2010 Demo
• Youth 2010 Festival Demo & Workshop
• Hari Belia 2010
• SK Bandar Sri Damansara 3 Demo 2010
• Battle of The Year Malaysia 2010
• F&N Fun Fest

Sessions,

• Dataran Merdeka Session
• FRIM Session
• Extreme Park Session
• Prima Damansara Session
• Bandar Utama Session
• Taman Lembah Kiara Session
• One Utama Session
• Dataran Gemilang Session
• Forbidden Park Session
• Angkasapuri Session
• Taman Paramout Session
• Taman Jaya Session
• Pudu Raya Session
• Bukit Jalil Session
• Taman Tasik Shah Alam Session

Woarh! thats a lot wasn't it? yeah it is. i had the best experience in life in 2010. i love you 2010, i met a couple of dozens of new great people and i wish i can share this with all of you guys. tomorrow is a good bye to you. *sob sob. but thats okay i was pretty naive and slow this year. thats why i'm gonna do the best next year. HELLO NEW WORLD 2011~~!!

moment kebahagiaan

yada yada yada. these fingers are dancing on the keyboard without even know what type of dance they are doing. waiting for the brain to search and recover the lost memory. hahah pfft, they are gonna dance about my birthday actually.

sorry people, this post are gonna be less interesting. cause it's about me. 'again'. hahah. yeahh, my birthday was last week. exectly 7 days ago. nothing happens as usual as it would normal-ly be. theres nothing special about the day of my birth. well, nobody said that. but i generally do think so. hahh.

but yet, suprisingly. maybe a liltle more something this year. i receive a total of 7 wishes in real life and 104 on facebook. lol. and what suprised me really is that. they remember. eventhough i didn't set the notification on facebook. haha. and compared to last year. i receive a total of 4 wishes. kesian gila enn? hahah. am i glowing this year or what? i never celebrate it with my friends, family or who so ever in my life. even this year's birthday i barely remember! ahahh. i got present this year. ceh cehh. ahaha.

"I'm So HOT" from Zulaiqa :D

a band from Shaza!

and a letter from her :))

lol. i rarely receive gift for my birthday. agak jakun gak arr. LOLz. ahaha. but that doesn't matter. the thing is, i appreciate that they care. a sense of relief that i am not alone. and i am curently waiting a hand band from Natasha Merissa! hahah. she looked every where for that thingy. thank you tashaa *muka gedik* :B

things went well~

en ow ow be

Tak faham. kenapa remaja remaja sekarang mementing kan perfection. memang la semua orang nak kesempurnaan. tapi agak agak la doe. sampai sanggup nak mengutuk, mencela, menyindir dan mengejek. so uncool mann. dah besar gajah pun perangai macam budak budak. badan je membesar, otak mengecil. yang gurau tu gurau lah.

aku tak tahu kenapa aku tak boleh nak ngam dengan segolongan plajar dalam sekolah aku. mungkin tak satu kepala kot. laki pompuan sama je. gurau sikit anggap serious, semua benda yang aku buat macam tak kena je pada mata dia orang. bak kata Syimir, "they're just a bunch of trash". aku takda lah menganggap mereka sebegitu. tapi rasa macam nak meletup jugak laa bila mulut bisa dia orang tu mengeluarkan deretan ayat yang menusuk ke jatung. mengomplain pasal personaliti aku. aku akui aku memang selekeh kat sekolah. kasut hitam, rambut panjang, baju komot, muka separuh sedar, seluar kusut masai. rambut tak bersikat, tidur dalam kelas. aku memang selekeh serabai. segalanya di sekolah memang tak menjadi lahh. tapi yang paling penting dalam selekeh selekeh aku, aku tak pernah mengacau orang.

ini dia kata kata nya pada aku,

Pasal Rambut

Dia : atha, hansome ah kau sekarang ni. sideburn kiri panjang, sideburn kanan pendek
Atha : oh terima kasih.
Dia : style ape ni wehh? style giler ahh. ni trend budah budak otak senget ke? macam mana nak buat?
Atha : ohh sorry ah bro, tak boleh ah. ini budak budak market je boleh buat. kalau korang yang tak dikenali. harap maaf :D

Pasal Seluar

Atha : korang buat ape ni? study ke? bagus ah
Dia : tengok sluar dia (menyeru member member nya tengok kat penyangkut seluar aku). haha
Atha : selekeh sangat ke aku ni?
Dia : bukan selekehh. ahahaha (muka happy dapat menjatuh kan aku)

Fact 1 : seluar sekolah aku dah tak ada penyangkut sebab dari tahun lepas tak bertukar

Pasal Seluar lagi

Dia : atha cantik betul sluar kau ann (menunjuk ke arah bawah bahagian seluar aku) kau tak boleh besar kan lagi ke?
Atha : ni masalahnya hal koyak sendiri nih. dah memang terkoyak kot.

Fact 2 : bahagian kaki seluar aku dah koyak baggy macam seluar agogo

hampir semua ciri ciri fizikal mahupun benda benda yang aku buat hendak di komennya. apa masalah die ni sebenarnye? kalau di ikutkan kepala otak jahat aku. die ni memang nak menjatuh kan aku lah. sama je dengan member member nya yang lain. in the end, aku mungkin agree dengan kata kata syimir. hahh

jantan selekeh

but i got worlds for you mann. aku tau kau nak diri kau tu lebih hot dari aku. kau hendak menjatuh kan aku supaya diri kau tu boleh di megah megah kan lagi. tapi dengan apa? chicks? friends in facebook? atau mungkin kau nak nama kau disebut sebut lebih dari aku? ohh watahekk. nak menggejar sangat gelaran hot tuh. bak kata Ulii, hot. hot doe dia. hot doe. hot doh. hot-doh. hodoh juga jadinya. hahaha.

aku memang kekurangan kawan di bsd. tapi kalau banyak banyak pun buat apa? buat apa nak kawan dengan mereka mereka yang sekepala otak dengan kau? ewww, semua stok stok tak cukup makan garam. bukan lah aku nak cakap diri aku ni bagus ke ape. tetapi, pandai pandai pikir balik lah. korang nak ke be among those yang mempunyai minda sebegini? orang gua tu lagi open minded aku rasa. noob!~

Bantal Terbang

Dalam tengah tengah berangan tadi. aku terpikir balik. kenapa setiap kali aku menyinggah ke kedai pak dolah. mesti manager yang berbadan sasa tu menyambut kehadiran ku dengan begitu mesra. dalam setiap kali nak refill air, mesti tersengeh sengeh juga dia. watahek? jangan terkejut, kedai pak dolah juga kini memiliki rangakaian tidak berwayar atau dengan nama singkatnya, wifi. kata mereka, dia tu memang gay. hah. tak silap aku, gay gay sekalian ni ada common sense yang tersendiri untuk mendetect mereka mereka yang sebuta nafsu dengannya.

Persoalannya..

aku ni nampak gay ke wehh!? serious ke? dah cukup trauma dah ni dengan prihal gay yang tak ter ending. apakah ciri ciri fizikal ku yang membuatkan theory berikut kelihatan nyata? nolstaga~ (tiru ayat azam). pasal pos aku yang hari tu, perkara tu memang terjadi la korang hoii. aku memang saja tak nak ianya disebut sebut. pretend perkara tu takda ape pun. sebab takot tak dimakannya nanti masakan mak aku kang. terasa geli yang teramat.

haihh, besok sekolah. seluar dalam tak kering kering lagi ni ah. takut takda backup je nanti oii kalau sluar terkoyak esok. seperti biasa, setiap kali cuti panjang. penyakit aku datang balik. penyakit susah tido. jadi ini lah dia. melayan jari jari ku. melihat mereka menari nari atas papan kekunci. sehingga pos ini siap di publish.

memang susah nak percaya. dilema gay aku sejak kebelakangan ini. ramai yang mengambil kesempatan ni untuk mengejek ejek aku. gay sana, gay sini. "poor you little bastard", "aku pun nak molest kau lah", "atha, how was it like to be a gay for a few minutes?". tambahan lagi, apa pula yang bakal di katakan oleh budak budak kelas esok hari. arhhh, screw them.

mungkin aku perlu cari girlf bagi membuktikan ketidakbenaran khabar mengarut dorang. tapi, mana nak dapat Bgirl?! hahah. kalau aku dapat Bgirl, i'll be the coolest boyf she'd ever had. haha. neahh, takyah nak berangan la atha oii *tolak adik.

calu~

Blurrb

aku baru sedar sekarang ni yang aku ni suka buang duit. setiap sen yang mak aku bagi, ada je yang nak di bazirkan. nafsu tu tak pernah nak terlimit. what a waste. i'm broke man, i totally am. rasa cam gaahhh gila. poket aku ni kalau takda kertas yang berwarna warni tu, rasa kosong. rasa lapar manjang. what a dick.

nak menabung? mungkin idea yang paling bodoh pernah keluar dari otak. how could that even possible? berangan memang menjadi sesuatu yang dominan dalam hidup. nak DSLR, nak kereta, nak pakaian abang Edward. hah. mahal mahal belaka. kerja? ape je aku boleh buat, spm pun tak lepas lagi ni ah. stakat repair pc brapa je boleh dapat. ni kan pula banyak customer yang prangai cam celaka haram. nak itu, nak ini. at the same time, nak murah. kau ingat aku ni apa. it has been a couple of hundred times i wanted to throw something onto their stupid annoying face. macam mana lahh aku nak dapat duit nih.

so options,

1. pinjam duit kakak, tahun depan bayar balik
2. ngorat awek pastu ketuk duit dorang (boleh jadi sumber topup aku :D)
3. kerja sapu sampah
4. buat class Tricking!
5. mengemis

nak cari alternative lain untuk mendapat keuntungan. *rugi aku tak blajar ekonomi. ape ni, budak pandai pun tak reti cari duit ke? ahah. kalau lah bapak aku tokei burger kat damansara. tak perlu aku bersusah payah macam ni.

member member semua otak biol. pergi jugak repair pc kat cine kedai atas. dia ketuk korang mahal la siot. RM 110 per OS? tah ape la weii, korang boleh jimat RM 60 dengan aku. siap bonus dengan software yang bukan bukan lagi. dan maaf aku takda porn. apa yang aku perlukan sekarang ni. bakat? ahah. banyak kot bakat aku. bakat lompat lompat, bakat kedaigambar, bakat bercakap. ahah! speaking of which, tahun depan insyaallah aku dapat kerja tu. kerja ape eh? Bisnes Adviserz. WHOAHAHAHA. mujur aku pandai berkata kata. cuma tak cukup bulu je.

abang bisnes tu cakap, kalau nak kerja dengan dia. kena nampak matang. by means, aku kena bela janggut la ye? whoaha. disebab kan muka aku terlampau comel dan kebudak budakkan mungkin nasib aku kurang menyerlah kali ini. lamee -.-

Renew

so i've renovated my blog for the last time i guess. haha. well i'm tellin you. do check out my 'services' page. i really really need some money this month. banyak giler hutangg wehh! when ever you guys need my services, i'm here. i'm not saying that i make perfect computer services. tapi bolehh lahh jugak. hahahh. so the first thing i want you guys to do is, don't ever go for some random official computer services. because they'll charge you more! me? i'm not stingy like those suckers. lets make it simple for both of us hehh. ahahaha.

so hutang (!),

1. PIBG - RM 50
2. Buku Sewa - RM 20+
3. Buku Hilang - Rm 12.90
4. PJK Tees - RM 12
5. Hutang Aizuddin - RM 10
6. Hutang Muzzamil - RM 7
7. Hutang Amirul Razak - RM 5
8. Hutang Amir Firdaus - RM 10
9. Hutang Adik - RM 1

i think theres more. hahah. but anyway. i have to get rid of these. i'm sorry guys for holdin it for like a year? hahh. what an asshole am i. i regret wasting my money for some mekdi's. HAH!

An Interview? or just a wierdest day of my life?!!

Indian Docter : Hey boy, can you speak in english?

Atha : yeah, i do. why?

Indian Docter : umm, can you show me the maybank somewhere in the place. i'm looking for maybank.

Atha : it's hard to tell. but not far la.

Indian Docter : ohh, come show me.

Atha : hah?

Indian Docter : you ride a long first show where it is, then i'll send you back.

Atha : ohh, umm okay.

Indian Docter : by the way my name is (forgot whats his name was) and you are?

atha

Indian Docter : ohh atha. i am a medical advisor for anybody who has problems with thier (bla bla blaa..) especially like youngsters like you.

Atha : (angguk angguk)

Indian Docter : (while driving, hits a rear chinese man's car)

Atha : (watahekk?!)

Chinese man : (marah gila babi)

Indian Docter : hehh! GO la! GO!!

Chinese man : (middle fingger up)

Atha : (tercungap)

Indian Docter : haihh, what is with all the chinese in the area hahh. a small thing also wanna get pissed hahh.

Atha : (laugh wierdly)

Indian Docter : so atha, you're in form what ah?

Atha : i'm form 5 now

Indian Docter : you are quite tall hahh for your age.

(Skip until reaches the Jalan Cempaka)

Indian Docter : you aa, you have a. something like a unstable harmones eyh. means ah, your harmones are boilings. haha. have you done any sexual intercorse?

Atha : ahahahh. umm no. i mean never.

Indian Docter : you have mixed blood or what?

Atha : ahah. my grandfathers a chinese.

Indian Docter : ohh i see. mix blood ah. sometimes could give you a good looking or the opposite (bla bla bla)

Atha : owh

Indian Docter : (touches my head and presses my pimple)

Atha : (wierd faces)

Indian Docter : how frequent have you musterbate lately ah atha?

Atha : i never musterbate.

Indian Docter : owh you never musterbate aa? thats why la. your harmones are boiling and unstable. its could be dangerious if you dont musterbate. a sperm cells aa, it could only live for like 36 to 38 hours you know. so sometimes aa, when a person dont musterbate. when they do, the sperms turns yellowies. let me see your pulse.

Atha : (hulur tangan)

Indian Docter : (observing my pulse) let me feel your pulse on your stomac. lift up your shirt.

Atha : (Lift up shirt)

Indian Docter : ohh you have a really long body eyh. what im gonna do is. im gonna squeeze a something below your stomac. so you should feel ah. like an electrical or ticlish

Atha : ahahh. oo okay.

Indian Docter : (soked his hand into my underware)

Atha : (WATAKFAKK!)

Indian Docter : do you you feel any electrical?

Atha : ahahah. umm no no.

Indian Docter : (keep pressing and moving on until his hand almost touches my dick)

Atha : (watafakk watafakk watafakk!!) yeah i think i've feel it <-- porposely say to make em stop.

Indian Docter : (keep on goin)

Atha : is it nesessary?!

Indian Docter : yes it is. im doing it so that you can do your own firtile bla bla bla.. now unchain your belt. let me do it internally

Atha : (in my mind, is he a faking gay!)

Indian Docter : come on, dont be shy laa. unzip it now.

Atha : ahahahh. i think im late now -.-'

Indian Docter : come on laa. this is important you know. so that you can do you own fertile bla bla bla..

Atha : hahh. no its okay. i think im late now. thanks a lot ehh.

Indian Docter : (touches my dick)

Atha : (open the door and get out)

Indian Docter : thanks ehh.



i fart-king hates doctor now!

The Remaining

oh, hi there. its me. blogging again. well its been a while. actually, theres so much thing i wanted share with you guys. its been two month? hahah. lol. since the past couple of month. i've attended many kinds of event. well its all about the art of movement.

• Showdown Street Fest
• Battle of the Year Malaysia 2010
• Masif 2010
• Astro Shoot & TVC Casting
• One Utama Ramadhan Jam
• F&N Fun Fest

my post here is't about these stuff actually. i've been kind of emo lately. maybe its about what i do. i still can't figure out what i did wrong *help please* lol. hahah. yeahh. the big exam is arround corner. maybe im nervious, maybe im. maybe im umm umm, pfft.

hahah just joking. spm kacang je wehh!.

im gonna be honest with you guy. i miss the people arround me. there you go. hahah. my life is't so bad after all. theres so many priceless thing that i did't appreciate. and i feel wrong about that.

i got my computer whiz to hang out at mekdi all night long till morning. doing what? stalk people, download tons of videos, songs, and stuff.

i got my dance partner for me to toprock with

my munkiess, we do flips, twist, spin, kicks and all sort of movement art

my insane gay and lesbo partner Shez and Zulaiqa

the most friendliest makcik in school Aisyah and Hannah

The TTDI's!

i have so much that i wanna say before i'm leaving next year. although i dont really have a life in school this year. i'm gonna miss it. miss being with friends that appreciate my presence. miss those who were nice towards me. huhh~

Martial Arts

i am now more into BMA. like i dont even know how?
well maybe my body dont allows me to do trick. but i can always trick without moving my body O.O'

A proper Bo Staff

Nunchaku

Ninja Boots

I want all these stuff (!)
and i will gonna get it.

SK Bandar Sri Damansara 3 Demo

Recently,

we have this little event running arround. it was a Parkour and Freerunning Demonstration at Sekolah Menengah Bandar Sri Damansara 3. it was our first demo at Sri Damansara. the first session was okay. but the second one was a ruin. we were like, demonstrating to a ghost. no one were there to see. hahahh. i cant tell much about it. so let the picture tell.

Setting Up

Palm Spin

Jan : Speed Vault

Amirul : Reverse Vault

Shamil : Monkey Vault

Atha : Side Flip Offwall

Amirul : Kong Vault

Waie : Cheat Gainer

Jan & Din

After the demo,

we had parkour and tricking session at One Utama and Taman Kiara. hahahh. i enjoyed that day